Entry #2

Dear Diary,
Why is it that I am so much greater than Monica?
It was a triumphant day today as it started off by hearing the shrill yell of "SHE TOOK ALL MY BOOKS! WHERE DID MY STUFF GO!?!?!?!?!?!?!" bright and early in the morning.
While this was a triumphant day, people seem to be under the impression that
1) I take this too seriously.
2) This is my last prank on Monica, and I am thus retiring afterward.
HAHA! I laugh in the faces of the fools who would concoct such a theory!
1) I do my part to never take anything seriously.
2) I will prank Monica until the day that I die, if she chooses not to surrender.
For I will NEVER surrender! HUZZAH!
And for those of you who have your time to read my words, take note in the fact that this is not a one sided war.
While I may always come out on top, Monica will and has tried to retaliate.
Such feats are very difficult, but I applaud her efforts.
It is not Monica's fault that I am far more superior than her in the art of pranking.
I bid you all a good day! The weather is more than fair! Go forth and enjoy!

Huzzah!
Jenni