Entry #3

Dear Diary,
It has been a long time since I updated, and for that I apologize. Many things happened since my last report.
On April 4th, 2010, Monica's revenge was set forth.
But I feel like it is imperative to explain how her revenge only happened because of my own foolishness.
You see, I was on the acursed website Facebook when I saw that Monica had posted foolery on another poor bastard's wall.
I was at first startled by the post which read "Aaron Rodgers traded to the Dolphins", and she even went as far as to post a video with it.
Well, I went to the link and discovered that it was all a cruel hoax. When I went to comment on our friend's wall of Monica's misinformation, I was immediately bombarded by Monica telling me to delete my comment.
As a fan of pranks, I was more than willing to delete it. However, my facebook screen was not acknowledging the fact that I had even commented.
Frantically, because I did not want to expose Monica's fraud, I gave her my email and password to sign in and delete it herself.
Now, why I didn't change my password right after I gave it to her is a wonder to me. I had an awful feeling about the entire thing, yet I slept well enough that night to not have it bother me.
The next day went well, but I felt like I was forgetting something.
When night had come upon me, I received a text message from Monica that was along the lines of "You have been pranked. Muahahahaha."
Of course, due to my high intelligence, I ran to my computer, and went on Facebook, only to be locked out.
I quickly changed my password, and what was before me was the most horrid thing I had ever seen.
Not only was I "engaged" to the scallywag Jake Pearce, but I was also a fan of everything I hate most in this world, which included Al Gore, Democrats, Global Warming, Brett Favre the Viking, An Inconvenient Truth, among other things. My profile picture was defaced, as well as other various things.
How I wanted to be furious that she used my own foolishness against me, but let's not doubt for even a second that I wouldn't have done the same thing to her.
Needless to say, I admit she used her revenge wisely.
Unfortunately for Monica, what I was going to do to her before this prank is now going to be 10 times as worse as it was going to be, which is why it has taken me so long to retaliate.

I vow it will be my day once more.

Sincerely,
Jenni